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Funny Duck Hack

$24.20

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I'm Loving It Hoodie

~~$59.99~~ $29.99

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Satire Relaxed Tshirt (CFH)

$18.00

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Homophobic Satire Tee

$18.20

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Choke Embroidered Tucker Hat

$24.00

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Slavery Satire Tees

$18.20

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Hate Satire Tee

$18.00

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Racism Satire tee

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Satire Tshirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

🔥 "Trauma? " Funny Meme T-Shirt Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	28	18	15.63
M	29	20	17
L	30	22	18 ¹/₂
XL	31	24	20
2XL	32	26	21 ¹/₂
3XL	33	28	22.8
4XL	34	30	24.2
5XL	35	32	25.3

Our suppliers provide the measurements. There may be a deviation of up to 2 inches (5 cm) in the product dimensions.

A useful tip! Compare measurements with a product you already own at home by measuring it and matching it to the sizes in this guide.

A Length

Start the tape at the collar's top next to the shirt's highest point on the shoulder. Extend the tape to the shirt's bottom.

B Width

Begin at the seam just under one sleeve and extend the tape across to the seam under the other sleeve.

C Sleeve length

Start measuring from the back center of the collar, follow the top seam of the sleeve to the shoulder, secure the tape at the shoulder, and continue down to the end of the sleeve.

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Stoner Things Embroidered Dad Hat - Urban Streetwear Cap

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Funny Dad Hat

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Duck You White Mug

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C-UNT Cup

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AntiHomo Hoodie Size Guide

Size label	Length	Width	Sleeve length
S	27	20	33 ¹/₂
M	28	22	34 ¹/₂
L	29	24	35 ¹/₂
XL	30	26	36 ¹/₂
2XL	31	28	37 ¹/₂
3XL	32	30	38 ¹/₂
4XL	33	32	39 ¹/₂
5XL	34	34	40 ¹/₂

Suppliers provide these measurements. Note that the actual product measurements might deviate by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

Helpful hint: Compare the measurements of a product you own at home to those listed in this size guide.

A Length

Start the measuring tape at the collar on the top (high point shoulder) and extend it to the item's bottom edge.

B Width

Begin measuring at one side of the product's chest and extend the tape to the opposite side.

C Sleeve length

Position the measuring tape at the center back of the collar, extend it along the sleeve's top seam to the shoulder, hold it at the shoulder, and continue down to the sleeve's end.